FUCK THIS SHIT.

Ok have you guys watched the local news today??

CARNAPPED HERE, CARNAPPED THERE, CARNAPPED EVERYWHERE!


WTF! FML!


Scarier thing is our neighbor's Toyota Previa was also car napped! Thank God none of our cars are car-napped as of now. Don't wanna remind myself about the car napping incident that happened to us 4 years ago in a parking area at some random mall in Manila. So traumatic O_O
The worse part: SOME OF THEM KILLS!
Come on! Just when I'm about to buy my own car using my own money!? Life is such a bitch. -_-
Now I'm having second thoughts lor! I mean wtf this is terrible. I know the car that I'm going to buy is not even expensive. But I'm still super worried because I worked hard for the money. Or should I just take the risk?

And to the awesome car nappers:
FUCK YOU. YOU GUYS SHOULD FREAKING GET A DECENT JOB. YOU ARE HIDEOUS. YOU MAKE CAR OWNERS(AND FUTURE CAR OWNERS) SICK. OH YOU WANT NEW CARS? WELL FUCK YOU. GO WORK FOR IT THEN! WE WORKED REALLY HARD JUST TO BUY AN AUTO. SO PLEASE, CAN YOU JUST SHOVEL YOUR ASSES OFF? OH AND BTW, FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING SMALL AND SAND PAPERY. SUCK ON THAT BITCHES.


love,
YUHAN


P.S. I HOPE THE GOVERNMENT WILL PUNISH YOU GUYS BY FRYING YOU ALL(TEMPURA STYLE). AND INSTEAD OF USING REGULAR OIL THEN WE SHALL USE BABY OIL. MUHAHAHAHA! YOU DESERVE IT ASSHOLES!  


Yeah yeah I admit I love playing Grand theft auto. I enjoy stealing precious, expensive, sophisticated luxury cars and sports car there(and even killing people. MUHAHAHA). But that's only a freaking video game! And this is real-life! And it hurts a lot when someone steals something from you. Even the smallest things such as a STAEDLER 0.1 TECH PEN O_O

Ok. End of rage.

Moving on.....I finally made my top 3 choices: Chevy Cruze or wait for the new Mazda 3(which will be launched in April here) or Toyota Corolla Altis. Wait where's the Ford Fiesta? Blame it on Top Gear. Yezz I emailed them. HAHAHA! To my surprise, they responded the next day. They told me to choose Chevrolet Cruze instead. But what can I do? They're the ultimate car experts :D
I have to decide now wtf

Next week I shall go to the Chevy showroom, Porsche showroom and the Jaguar Showroom(That's right. Porsche and Jaguar). Alix wants to go there. I think that rich kyutingting plans to buy one. WTF

Anyways thanks for the help Top Gear! For that I give you free ad! I love your magazine!

Get a copy! NOW!

OFF TO DO MAJOR PLATE! Guess what I'm going to create today? A mad chio student center. Haha! lol

KKBYE!

Why am I so busy?

Why?

NOTHING.

That's right, nothing!!

Nothing but LOADS of schoolworks, adverts and the fact that next week is our prelims week. WTF KILL ME NAO O_O

Random:

Last month I saw a really cute and sleek looking orange car in QC.

Till I did some minor research over the internet and found out it was the FORD FIESTA!!

It's like a smaller Ford Focus.

But I think the design of the Fiesta is so much better!!

And I'm literally drooling when I first saw it! It's like love at first sight! OMG!

The best thing is: IT'S MAD CHEAP! I went to Ford last Christmas vacation to check this little hottie. And the orange one only costs PhP 816,000! That's already the top-of-the-line model of the Ford Fiesta because the cheaper ones have dull colors. This one also have lots of extra features.

And that was the time that I decided to finally buy my first ever car. Not even any second thoughts lah! I don't care if I just own a STUDENT'S LICENSE and that I'm not yet legal(LOL?) I JUST WANT A FIESTA NOW. 

Meh I still want the Nissan GTR though. Last time I checked it was 4 Freaking million pesos. So maybe when I turn 18 or 21 I'll convince my dad to buy me that awesome car as a birthday gift. Nissan is probably gonna release a newer version, which is better. Yes, my dad's not gonna pay anything for the Fiesta, I'm gonna spend my OWN money!! And I think this is the first ever time that I'm actually going to spend that amount of money. But we're talking about self-investment here! Which is totally worth it! Think about it! I won't be needing to live near UST anymore if I have my own car. I'll just drive everyday from Alabang to UST! Hurray!!

I think I'm not yet ready to handle a car this expensive WTF. 

I just want a car which doesn't exceed 1million now. I actually have other options like the Honda City, Honda Civic, Chevrolet Cruze, Ford Focus and Toyota Altis. But the Ford Fiesta really caught my eyes O_O....AND IT'S ORANGE!!!! OOH! And I'm also eying the new Mazda 3 which isn't released here yet. Come on Mazda! When the fuck are you going to launch the new Mazda 3?!??

I really like the smiling front bumper. Haha! Imagine this and Mackdad's Mitsubishi Lancer EX with a really angry-looking front bumber next to each other.

I WILL EAT YOU! ARR!

A lot of people had been telling me not to choose the Fiesta. IDK Maybe it's too small? too short? too tiny? too small? WTF. What will I choose then? The City? Civic? Altis? Focus? Cruze? Should I wait for the new Mazda 3? Or how about the new Civic? SO CONFUSED!! O_O 

PLEASE HELP ME DECIDE GUYS!!!!

Now all I have to do is work really hard blogging(which is utterly impossible because I also have lots of schoolworks) and save money. SAVE MONEY. It should be emphasized lor! And hopefully by next month or March or Summer vacation I can already own one :D


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This is a true story. Told by Alix. It’s about him and a hardcore iPhone supporter. To protect his highly well-known identity, I can only tell you his name starts with T, and ends with imothy.


As usual, Mr T was showing Alix how great an iPhone is and what amazing magic it could do.


Alix interrupted.
“Ask you one question. Do you know anyone who uses an iPhone before, then bought a Blackberry?”


Mr T thought for a bit, and said
“Yes, a few. Why?”


“Ok, ask you another question. Do you know anyone who uses a Blackberry then bought an iPhone?”


Mr T thought for a bit, and said,
“Fuck you.”




===End of story===


Go to http://blackberryphilippines.com/Smart-Phones%7C%7C-Online-Store/vmchk.html to avoid embarrassment.

Behold yourselves. BB will be releasing awesome new lineup of smartphones this year!

WTF I should be studying right now!


KKBYE!