Tuesday, January 25, 2011

FUCK THIS SHIT.

Ok have you guys watched the local news today??

CARNAPPED HERE, CARNAPPED THERE, CARNAPPED EVERYWHERE!


WTF! FML!


Scarier thing is our neighbor's Toyota Previa was also car napped! Thank God none of our cars are car-napped as of now. Don't wanna remind myself about the car napping incident that happened to us 4 years ago in a parking area at some random mall in Manila. So traumatic O_O
The worse part: SOME OF THEM KILLS!
Come on! Just when I'm about to buy my own car using my own money!? Life is such a bitch. -_-
Now I'm having second thoughts lor! I mean wtf this is terrible. I know the car that I'm going to buy is not even expensive. But I'm still super worried because I worked hard for the money. Or should I just take the risk?

And to the awesome car nappers:
FUCK YOU. YOU GUYS SHOULD FREAKING GET A DECENT JOB. YOU ARE HIDEOUS. YOU MAKE CAR OWNERS(AND FUTURE CAR OWNERS) SICK. OH YOU WANT NEW CARS? WELL FUCK YOU. GO WORK FOR IT THEN! WE WORKED REALLY HARD JUST TO BUY AN AUTO. SO PLEASE, CAN YOU JUST SHOVEL YOUR ASSES OFF? OH AND BTW, FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING SMALL AND SAND PAPERY. SUCK ON THAT BITCHES.


love,
YUHAN


P.S. I HOPE THE GOVERNMENT WILL PUNISH YOU GUYS BY FRYING YOU ALL(TEMPURA STYLE). AND INSTEAD OF USING REGULAR OIL THEN WE SHALL USE BABY OIL. MUHAHAHAHA! YOU DESERVE IT ASSHOLES!  


Yeah yeah I admit I love playing Grand theft auto. I enjoy stealing precious, expensive, sophisticated luxury cars and sports car there(and even killing people. MUHAHAHA). But that's only a freaking video game! And this is real-life! And it hurts a lot when someone steals something from you. Even the smallest things such as a STAEDLER 0.1 TECH PEN O_O

Ok. End of rage.

Moving on.....I finally made my top 3 choices: Chevy Cruze or wait for the new Mazda 3(which will be launched in April here) or Toyota Corolla Altis. Wait where's the Ford Fiesta? Blame it on Top Gear. Yezz I emailed them. HAHAHA! To my surprise, they responded the next day. They told me to choose Chevrolet Cruze instead. But what can I do? They're the ultimate car experts :D
I have to decide now wtf

Next week I shall go to the Chevy showroom, Porsche showroom and the Jaguar Showroom(That's right. Porsche and Jaguar). Alix wants to go there. I think that rich kyutingting plans to buy one. WTF

Anyways thanks for the help Top Gear! For that I give you free ad! I love your magazine!
Get a copy! NOW!


OFF TO DO MAJOR PLATE! Guess what I'm going to create today? A mad chio student center. Haha! lol

KKBYE!

16 comments:

ning said...

very witty post :)
Love it!! thumbs up!!

issy.norton@btinternet.com said...

Love it! But those stupid carnapper/hijackers deserve something more painful.

weenona said...

I knew u were going to post something about the carnapper news on the tv. Damn people these days.

Anonymous said...

funny post! thanks for the giggle :))

alexandra said...

this is pretty mean but i agree they make me sick also

Anonymous said...

your harsh! dont you know that those guys also have feelings and families?

chronic said...

Gotta love topgear! The best car magazine. Why wold they turn down the fiesta over the cruze? Did they ask you about what you want in a car?

babyposadas said...

I loled really hard at the part fuck you with something small and sandpapery! HAHAAHAHAHA!

Yuhan said...

@ning: THANKS :D

Yuhan said...

@issy.nortin: IKR? They deserve much more!!

Yuhan said...

@weenona: Yeah. They act like cheebyes

Yuhan said...

@anon: Thanks!

Yuhan said...

@alexandra: Grrrrrr Hate them!

Yuhan said...

@anon: You call me harsh? Then how about them? Don't they know that the people they kill and victimize have families and feelings too?? O_O

Yuhan said...

@chronic: Yup they asked me!

Yuhan said...

@babyposadas: HAHAHA!