Happy Halloween!

My favorite kind of weather is Halloweentown weather.

HAHA

KKBYE!

Photoshoot for a cause.......NAT.

What's up you guys! I've been feeling the halloween vibes. How about you? LOL

(Meh. Don't mind the lame intro.)


We had a photoshoot!

My friend wanted to test her photography skillz and use us as the models wtf.

Sorry about the random/retarded captions. Feel free not to read them and you will miss 1/4 of your entire life. kidding. No seriously, it's an interesting storyline though LOL

LIFE OF A BOH LIAO KID.

Why hello thar grass-chan! 

This is cute :3

Just walking around the park...

Suddenly, the girl got effin bored and posed like a supermodel to entertain herself..

What's this?!? A 3rd party?!?

Uh oh...

Oh no you didn't! Imma get my own mistress wtf

I know! Let's have a competition! The one who gets the best photo wins! 

wins what?

ermm..Wins nothing. WTF

NONETHELESS, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. WHERE IS ZE PHOTOGRAPHYIER!?!

Okok I'm just gonna be the photographer.

Oooooh Damn shiok!

So chio lah!

And the winner is....

And out of nowhere the story just ended like that. What the flying fuck?!?

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Kudos to Danika for the shots! Some shots are a little noisy though that I had to hide the noises using photoshop. I think she forgot to adjust the iso. It was all set in iso 3200!! Haha

KKBYE!

Just a random thought.

There are a lot of things I don’t talk about in my blog.




I don't talk about gadgets anymore
I don’t talk about my relationships
I don’t take pictures of my clothes or say where I buy them although maybe I should from now.
I don’t talk much about partying and drinking which I do although not a lot but even less frequently now I gotta admit.


I always feel like those aren’t my blog niche coz everyone else has got all those covered now.


If you wanna read about gadgets you can always go to Yugatech’s blog.


Relationships go read Kring and her stories with Jimmy wtf.


Clothes .. David Guison who else.


For partying, go see Nicole Chen.


I mostly find something silly or fun to write about in my blog and I like that my blog is about being funny.
But I am normal ok! Just coz I don’t write about the above topics doesn’t mean I don’t have a life or don’t go to school(shocker!!)


If you’ve noticed my slowdown in blogging it’s because school, some advertising clients and family problems has been a bitch lately and although I try to overcome my exhaustion at the end of the day to blog, I simply don’t have the time and I would never give up my sleeping time.


Ok now I sound emo again wtf. 


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Went to UST for the nth time to visit my friends!

Kai and her new haircut!

lalala~

We're waiting for someone here

Then all of us went to MOA. Haha

Then went to one of my favorite restaurants, Tokyo Cafe, to have our lunch!

It's actually a modern Japanese cuisine restaurant. So you get to see a lot of Western dishes :D

Desserts! :d

With my mothar

Creamy Ebiko Pasta

Shrimp, karashi ebiko and cream pasta

I fucking love this man! If you're a fan of Japanese pasta(specially Mentaiko) you will love this! It's really creamy plus a little spicy coz of the karashi ebiko + the shrimps are really good!

Japanese Carbonara

Carbonara with a hint of soy sauce and ground pork

Hamburg and shrimp

breaded black tiger prawns and juicy burger patties

Demi Hamburg

Hamburg steak in demi glace sauce

Coffee Jelly parfait

Layers of delicately sweet coffee jelly, vanilla and chocolate ice cream topped with whipped cream and drizzled with chocolate syrup

I was quite disappointed with this though. It's a little too sweet. I should have ordered Tiramisu instead.    -_-

Went to go karaoke after~

Also tried to play DDR after 10,000 years of not playing DDR. And I totally suck at it now meh. And don't ever dance in DDR in expert mode when you're wearing flats ok? WTF

I paid all the expense in timezone since I'm the only one who has the card thingy. Heh -_-

Mothar and Fothar. Why izzit that in every picture Kai is the one who's singing? Hahaha

The twins <3

An inspiration scale model for *ehem* the architects around me. Haha!

Went to see the sunset after

I loooove the sunset <3

emo people is emo wtf

In case you're wondering, the word spelled is "LOVE". You are welcome.

Fail jumpshot. The cheebye guard just scolded us after the "LOVE" shot and we had no choice but to jump while we are seating wtf.

Okay end! It was so nice to hang out with them! :D

KKBYE!

SEEEEMBREAK ♥

IT'S OFFICIALLY MY SEMBREAK.

WOOHOO!! *FIREWORKS*

Finally! After months of being stressed coz of the damn school I can finally rest anytime I want for almost a month! And also hang out with friends! And also take care of my cats! And also play with my beloved PS3 <3

Here's some recent pics of me wtf

Just took this earlier. I love my shirt!

It's actually from my childhood friend. :D

And this is what I wore in last night's party:

Camwhored while waiting for my friends WTF

I hope this sembreak will rock!

KKBYE! 

Fucking House lizards

Do you guys know how I freaking hate them?!?


I HATE THEM TO THE MAXX!!


Just imagine one peaceful night when you're so refreshed and stuff and just surfing the internet before you sleep then all of a sudden you see.......A FUCKING LIZARD CRAWLING ON THE WALL.


Then I would end up being unable to sleep coz of the thought that it might crawl on me! EWWWW! 


Why are these freaking annoying house lizards everywhere?!? In every house that I visit (even those newly built ones) they exist!! WTF! But for some reason though, there are more lizards in our house in Batangas than in Alabang! Like every week I can see one in our house in Batangas! I know, I know it's not that many compared to other houses but the fact is, I freak out whenever I see one! It's like I developed some sort of phobia (Well not exactly phobia) to them. 


Imagine a more disgusting mini-version of an alligator/crocodile living in your house..ON YOUR WALLS! FUCK THIS SHIT.

Plus it's super disgusting can? The skin looks humanly and have you seen their shits? It's annoyingly disgusting!

But last week I just had enough of these little fuckers and decided to brutally kill them one by one! Ok lor not "brutally" but trap them using a mouse trap! In fact, since last week I've tried to kill 2 lizards and successfully killed 1 of those 2!! Maid killed another one after that.


Bloody batch of lizards all have dark black spots on them. I KILLED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!! Roooarrr!

Their favourite place appears to be the walls outside/backyard/pool, where... believe it or not, lizards need to drink water too!


I suppose in their free time they also like to frolic about and playfully splash the water onto one another, then have disgusting lizard sex and give birth to ugly babies. FUCK YOU!!

Gross! Disgusting pics I saw on Google wtf.

They also like the dirty kitchen, where, if they are lucky enough, They eat the little food crumbs around.


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE LITTLE BITCHES??


I mean, they get a wide variety of little flying insects to choose from, and yet, they seem to prefer to eat human food!!


What's their problem? Insects too gross for you to eat mah?!?
Danny told me that his friend once found a lizard inside a box which contained a single doughnut. Only a quarter of the doughnut and an extremely fat lizard remained in the box!! Lizard ate 3/4 of a doughnut!!! SHIOK HOR? CAN EAT DOUGHNUT SOMEMORE!!


Therefore, I thus make it my life mission to kill as many lizards as humanly possible.


Even when I am sleeping, I must make sure some of them die... Which is why I bought mouse/lizard traps.


These traps are THE BOMB!!


They are made of cardboard, and you peel off the sticker, revealing a thick layer of glue - and at the middle of it all, a little white ball of innocuous-looking bait. You fold the cardboard, and there is even a little hole for you to see if lizards got trapped inside, and a handle so that you don't have to touch the dirty muthafucker!


I bought 2 traps and both caught a lizard each!! Unfortunately, by the time I saw its success the lizards were dead.


How come so fast to die one?? I wanted to poke it with a barbecue stick and spray with lysol to watch it thrashing around for a bit first!!


Maybe the glue is poisonous? Anyway both lizards didn't manage to even go close to the bait, so they must have died with a terrible curiousity!! I hope their friends come and have a closer look and then, out of pure lizard loyalty, try to extricate the corpse and hold a respectable funeral for the dead. Then, they all get caught too!! 


In fact, the live lizards then scream (in their stupid tsk tsk noises) for help and more stupid lizards die in my trap!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

(I was staring at the pink, bald corpse last week. It looks like a transparentish fetus/naked mole rat. REALLY GROSS!!! I WANT TO PUKE WHEN I SAW IT! ACK!)

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And to those numerous people who think I should be kind/I will go to hell/lizards never harmed me why am I so mean etc etc irritating preachy people who try to tell others what to do: Fuck you.


Riiiiiight, I'm going to listen to you and become the patron saint of lizards suddenly!! Oh yes! Yuhan the patron saint of killing the lizards! I have been so cruel, and all it took was your grammatically incorrect web comment to wake me up and have a startling revelation!


You know what, preachers? If you want to tell others how to live their lives, go ahead and have a kid, so you can infuse it with all your amazing moral theories. Otherwise, nobody's interested.


ARGGHHHHH I AM SO IRRITATED TODAY LOR!! DON'T MIND ME, I JUST FREAKING HATE LIZARDS OK? OR MAYBE COZ I'M SO STRESSED COZ OF SCHOOL?




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ON A LIGHTER NOTE...

Ate Jacq from Japan just came home!! And she bought me:

ZOMG! Ikea Swedish meatballs from IKEA itself! Complete with gravy and lingonberry jam of course(and also some mashed potato). Didn't know that you can buy some of these in Ikea. Very efficient and delicious! :D

And gotta have some daily dose of Calpis.

And...

Check out Reilley in magazine ads and catalogues in SG! So proud of this little booger :D

Anyway our Finals will be next week! Yes! FINALLY! I can smell sembreak!! But of course before that I would need to kill myself first coz of all these damn school works. Seriously, KILL ME NAO.


KKBYE!