Lame review of the iPhone 5

Hey guys! Today I'm gonna attempt to review Apple's latest flagship phone, the iPhone 5.

(when I say lame, I mean it. If you don't have sense of humor, don't bother reading this.)

Yeah yeah blah blah blah I know it's kinda late but wa lau wan! iPhone 5 isn't even officially released here in the Philippines! Damn you slow networks. Now those impatient bitches would spend like 50k or more for a grey market one!!

disclaimer: I am no iPhone or Android fan. It's just that my daddy owns a Samsung Galaxy S3 and my friend owns a Samsung Galaxy Note 2 so yeah I already tried, tested and explored those two devices. So if you're gonna be offended by my words about them then fuck you. I'm just telling the truth ok?

Here it is::

Ok lor I guess getting a privacy screen protector is quite shiok one cox everytime you're like riding public vehicles, ALWAYS GOT FUCKYUCK PEOPLE READING YOUR TEXT CONVOS!!

At first look, it looks exactly like the iPhone 4/4s which is why they got a lot of iPhone fanboys(and even Android fanboys obviously) complaining like fuck that Apple is shit and getting boring. BUT if you look closer, the front camera changed it's position, it's thinner, it's so much lighter, and it has longer screen(shocker!). From 3.5inches-4inches. Hmmm not bad. But still got people complaining what! Why leh?! If you want humungous screen then buy a tablet mah! Or even the Galaxy S3! And suffer from it's laggy and buggy Android goodness! HMFT.

iPhone 3Gs, iPhone 4s, iPhone 5

The bottom also has a lot of changes ( shocker 2x!!). They changed the supposed original 30 pin connector to the so-called "Lightning connector" which is quite an advantage since it's smaller and the cable is reversible so you can plug it in on which ever side wtf. Ooh ooh! Dun forget also the redesigned speaker and microphone. Although the redesigned speaker grills were bigger, it's still not as loud as the 4s' stunningly loud speaker which is a MAJOR TURN OFF.

And I also noticed that the Aluminum back isn't really that much of a scratch-magnet like what some people claim ( I guess the black one is more prone to scratches and chips?? IDK). I tried using my car keys, coins and my nails to scratch the back and ZERO visible scratch at all. Aiyoh super Jia Lat one!!

Now if you ask me which of the iPhone 5 is my fave, it is......drumrollssssss...THE FUCKING IMPROVED FRONT CAMERA!! *bubblebubblebubblepop*

Seriously what took you so long Apple? LOLOL

The rest of the iPhone 5 is pretty much the same as the iPhone 4s so there's not much to review. But the new earphones with it called the "earpods" is totally worth reviewing :D

Here's what earpods looks like. IKR? Totally weird wtf.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE EARPODS LAH!!

It's not as good as quality earphones such as Beats or Sennheiser but the quality is getting closer!

It will be a total culture shock if you came from the previous version of iPhone/iPod earphones to this. I love that it's not easily falling out from the ears and the bass is also good leh!! And I already saw some Apple store here selling one for PHP1.2K only! Get and try it and you'll know what I'm talking about ;)

So here's the specs::

Apple iPhone 5 specs:
4.0-inch IPS LCD display @ 640×1136 pixels, 326ppi
Corning Gorilla Glass 2
Apple A6 1.2GHz dual-core processor
PowerVR SGX543MP3 (triple-core)
16GB, 32GB, 64GB internal storage
1GB RAM
DC-HSDPA 42Mbps, LTE 100Mbps
WiFi 802.11 b/g/n, dual-band
Bluetooth 4.0
8MP autofocus camera, LED flash
1080p video recording
1.2MP front-facing camera, 720p @ 30fps
GPS w/ aGPS support, GLONASS
iOS 6
112 grams (weight)
123.8 x 58.6 x 7.6 mm (dimensions)

I must say that the spec sheet is quite disappointing. Seriously Oh my God a dual core and a 4inch display in a 2012 smartphone?! Ewww get a life Apple and stop suing our Samsung!!--LOL typical butt-hurt Android fanboy's words. But of course, Apple always have a surprise upon their sleeves, it is INDEED the fastest smartphone today despite other competition having quadcore processors, 2gb ram, and more. (You can google benchmark tests for proofs )

Suck on that haters! I just feel the need to defend iPhone cox iPhone haters are so judgmental, stupid and narrow-minded!! Take GSMARENA.COM for example. Every article there mentioning the iPhone 5 or even Apple, there would always be loads of senseless and stupid insults in the comments section against Apple and iPhone!! Well I guess that website is infested by bitter Android users. POK GAI!!

Another disappointing thing is iOS6. Apple really needs to have a major iOS renovation. I think when it comes to smartphone operating system, Android is quite better. You can do things in the native Android OS that only jailbroken iPhones can do wtf. It's just that they don't know how to optimize their OS into their gazillion of Android phones hence all those awesome specs that Samsung/LG/Motorola/Sony/etc has been putting on their Android phones is quite useless cox they're still damn laggy. Even my friend's new Note 2 frequently lags. I guess it's an Android thing wtf.

Bottom-line is, iPhone 5 is an AWESOME smartphone. No matter how Samsung tries, iPhone will always be faster and better than whatever Galaxy S or Note they will release. HOWEVER. In my opinion, there's no need to upgrade to 5 if you already have 4s cox iPhone 5 is like 70% iPhone 4s. That said, the 30% additional is the .5 bigger screen, faster, better and more battery efficient processor, slightly improved front and back camera, and LTE. And if you don't have enough budget for iPhone 5, I suggest you go for the 4s since it's "almost-but-not-quite" the same. Or you can get the iPod Touch 5th gen. Only it's not a phone and it doesn't have gps.


KKBYE!!

Recollection

So we went to some farm here to have our Recollection.

And all I can say is.....It was a beginning of a heeling my life.........................NOT.

The speaker guy in the reco was boring like I only saw 3-4 of our class who were super devoted in listening and the rest 30+ of us were already falling asleep. Why leh! His lame jokes and stories are boring what! #justsaying

Okok am I being too mean? Just telling the truth. *cleanse*cleanse*

While waiting for the speaker

Camwhores wtf

Yay Camille and Ejong joined our block for their reco. I mean this is really their old and original block section anyway lor

And the 4 of us :D

LOLOL I love and missed the suicide swings there!

I actually miss the place(BluRoze) cox it reminds me of high school. We had field trip here once. IKR our school was super lame

Ejong and his random act of modeling wtf

Is she dead? LOL

CJ and Camille~

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Just gonna share some camwhore pics from iphone

This is my face everytime I go home after the 7:30am-7:30pm classes FML T_T

And this is my face every weekends. LOLOL

KKBYE!

Bad luck in gadgets

Hello ppl!!

Ok lah just here to give you some updates in my life. LOLOL

Well..2nd semester just started and it's already starting to feel like hell wtf

Just got home from Alabang Town Center cox I needed to get some dinner

I am still madly in-love with someone...

We're planning to spend Christmas in Singapore ( Not yet sure though but please pleeeaaaseee I just wanna spend Christmas with our complete family)

I still suck at math and trying to use Law of Attraction to pass wtf





and..and..and..



ALL OF MY THREE LAPTOPS GOT BROKEN AT THE SAME MONTH FML

Wa lau!! Am I really that careless?!?!? It all started with the Macbook Pro. For some reason I think I over-used it? Was just using it in the morning then when I came home from school, all of a sudden it won't turn on. Leaving me no choice but to use my Vaio laptop. So I plugged my portable harddrive in cox all of my needed files are there. Everything was fine, smooth and fast until the next day. IT WON'T FREAKING START-UP.

Fuck this shit

I was like, oh well I still have another laptop. Lastly, I used my Compaq laptop which I haven't used in ages. Plugged my portable HDD again, and BOOM. Blue screen of death after 1 hour of usage.

JHWOQHDWQLKJDHWOHFKWLDHNQAWKLDJQKLDJWKLDHKL!!

WTF is wrong with my 2 Windows laptop?! Or izzit my Portable Harddrive?

Argghhhh I knew Macs are always better lah!!
I mean that's forgivable cox I AM a hardcore mac user. Like I abuse it's power soooo much to the point that I only turn it off completely once in a blue moon wtf. Totally guilty about it. But the two Windows laptop? FUCK YOU. Seriously fuck you Windows. Fuck you and your overly-sensitive and buggy crap.
And now you're wondering why Apple is now taking over?? It's cox of ur shitty OS.

I'm just glad they're all fixed now. I spend so much money repairing them wtf.

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Some random pics over these past few days!!

team British and team America

Tiramisuuuu. Reminds me of that one Masterchef episode lor

Stay tuned for my awesome review of the iPhone 5. LOLOL

My cute milkshake 

I just wanted to vomit cox the family sitting next to us in Shakey's is like soooooo pasosyal. Like all the of them are wearing cocktail dresses as if they're going to a club or eat in a 5 star restaurant or something. Seriously?! Dress to impress to eat at a pizza parlor izzit?! They are even glaring at the people inside the restaurant as if they're the coolest and richest. Are you fucking kidding me?! Go deepthroat your Chery mobiles and China phones you sick feelingeros/feelingeras.

This is my genuine tired face wtf

Chocolate Souffle. Reminds me of another Masterchef episode. Okok apologies I just like watching it so much(US version)

Early dinner before my siblings go back to Singapore again :(

I ordered these 2. #safechoice

LOL people say I don't look like his uncle leh. And that I look like his big brother wtf

Off to do school works..

KKBYE!!

Sembreak-ender

Helloooooo!~

Sembreak's about to end AND all I can say is....I absolutely enjoyed this year's sembreak.


Why? Cox I didn't just bum around the house the whole vacation! Literally almost everyday I'm out of the house hanging out with friends, partying, helping my dad's business, playing video games non-stop with AAV  peeps and actually tmr I have a date with my baby ;)

I mean better than just staying at home the whole season, watching tv, video games and surfing the net lah!

Okok I'm totally not in the mood to write a wordy post right now cox I'm just so excited for tomorrow. KEKEKEKE <3 <3

Here's some pics in a recent party in Republiq!

woot~

This pic double confirm lah! An act cut one wtf

With the demure-gurl

with the bitches

LOLOL I love Maple's face here

Okok lor I just let the pics do the talking....

And then it was 4am...time to go home awwww

ALAMAK! After all the grinding, dancing and drinking these three still looks fresh wtf

And ending this post with an EXPLOSIVE pic..

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Guuuuuuuuuurl werk yer armpit!!

KKBYE!!